What’s Dad gonna think of these tapas?

Thinking of taking your nuclear family out for small plates? It’s a risk that honestly, even I wouldn’t consider — tapas generally involve vegetables, unusual combinations, and not a flank steak in sight. Not ideal for fathers and people who purchase TGI Friday’s-based potato chips. But if you commit, here’s a small sample (lol) of Dad’s typical…

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Excuses I’ve heard for not liking Hillary

“Her pantsuits are dumb.” “I heard she’s a lesbian.” “My mom told me she’s a lesbian.” “My friend told me she’s a lesbian.” “She didn’t bring anything to the pot luck I hosted — WTF? Who does that? I mean we had enough food but … it’s rude. She could’ve at least brought like, pita…