What’s Dad gonna think of these tapas?

Thinking of taking your nuclear family out for small plates? It’s a risk that honestly, even I wouldn’t consider — tapas generally involve vegetables, unusual combinations, and not a flank steak in sight. Not ideal for fathers and people who purchase TGI Friday’s-based potato chips. But if you commit, here’s a small sample (lol) of Dad’s typical…

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Excuses I’ve heard for not liking Hillary

“Her pantsuits are dumb.” “I heard she’s a lesbian.” “My mom told me she’s a lesbian.” “My friend told me she’s a lesbian.” “She didn’t bring anything to the pot luck I hosted — WTF? Who does that? I mean we had enough food but … it’s rude. She could’ve at least brought like, pita…

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6 bribes Bernie was offered today

Today Bernie Sanders endorsed Hillary Clinton, after spending months telling the world she was “not qualified” for presidency, took money from Wall Street, was stupid and dumb and yadda. yadda. yadda. Anyway, we got a hold of all the shit Hill offered to Bern to get him to endorse her — and believe us, we’re jealous too.…