My life, it’s on the brink of emotional fatality due to my learned inability to love and receive love.
Thinking of taking your nuclear family out for small plates? It’s a risk that honestly, even I wouldn’t consider — tapas generally involve vegetables, unusual combinations, and not a flank steak in sight. Not ideal for fathers and people who purchase TGI Friday’s-based potato chips. But if you commit, here’s a small sample (lol) of Dad’s typical…
Phelps smokes a doob in front of all of America and still gets to compete in the honorable 2016 Olympics in Rio, Brazil?! Was that a fucking joke??
“Her pantsuits are dumb.” “I heard she’s a lesbian.” “My mom told me she’s a lesbian.” “My friend told me she’s a lesbian.” “She didn’t bring anything to the pot luck I hosted — WTF? Who does that? I mean we had enough food but … it’s rude. She could’ve at least brought like, pita…
Melania trump wear beautiful white human clothing.
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“Oh shit, were you saying something? Sorry there was a Pikachu in your lap,” you’ll find yourself saying to your boss during your performance review.